Two people just unfollowed me.

Calm down Joe, it’s not a big deal. Maybe they deleted their accounts or maybe they just-WHY?!? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

Dear follower count,

Increase or I will cut you.

My tumblr has completely slowed down. Again.

thecommontouch:

For anyone looking for a film/music/nerdgasm/in the closet hipster blog to follow please check mine out and I’ll almost undoubtedly follow you back (unless you have some kind of neo-nazi theme going on or something along those lines.)

For once my follower count is actually going up at a reasonable level :)

Now I just need to get more…..more……MORE!!!!!

It’s always so painful whenever one of your favourite bloggers deactivates.

I really get ashamed of my follower count sometimes…..

WHY WON’T YOU GO UP?!

Lose a follower. Gain a follower. Lose a follower. Gain a follower. Lose a follower. Gain a follower.

REPEAT FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Getting my blog followers is like sprinkling miracle grow on a dead horse.

No matter how hard you try, it isn’t going to flourish.